Verizon: You've Got to "Re-Bundle"?

Ah Verizon..... such a little shit head  corporation:

My verizon bill went up from $49.54 a month to $98.98...  Seriously?

So I called to change my services, because $34 for "High Speed"  internet service, with 100% "Over-Utilization" (too many customers, not enough lines) is Bull Shit  & Highway Robbery....

Then to raise my "Freedom Essentials" to $64 a month is worse, considering I rarely use the damn phone, because I don't like talking to people no more.

So, you know I called.... I didn't even wait for the new bill.....

So here's the thing: I had a "Bundle" and a bundle is good for a year.  After a year the bundle falls apart (my wording) and you are stuck w/ two "separate" stand alone services that they charge you for apiece, which  equals $98.98.

Now, if you call and talk to the nice lady, "Dolly", she will "re-bundle" your services for a bit more than $30 less.....  If I call ag again next month, they'll even add on the additional $15  discount that I have for constipated Internet service.

So now you know......  You have to "RE-BUNDLE" your Verizon services every-year if you want to keep your lower rates....