Yes, You Need Help: Just Not Ours

Sad days ahead for you, hypochondriac downstairs neighbor....

You are still flagging us down, writing us notes, signalling to us & pretending that you can not talk.....

We HEARD YOU Yelling at the EMTs: "No, no, no: I Don't Want to Go!"

Insisting we take care of you & holding us hostage when we pay you the least smallest kindness, when you have a hospice worker, paid & unpaid helpers.....

Not our reality, cookie.

We will be calling Adult Protective Service & State Social Services upon your next lie that you are abused, hungry, thirsty, & alone....

Since you need help & are totally "incapable" of helping yourself, we've decided to help you find a nursing home to reside in.

Sincerely your upstairs neighbor:

Nurse Ratched