So, You Want to Be Me......

Jealousy, sucks! Envy is a monster (as you might be, when it takes over your life)....

Yes I have: responsibility, "power", respect, popularity, privilege, freedom within my job. Why, you ask?

Because: 
I Am Honest (No Lying about my life);
I Know My Job backwards & forward w/ my eyes closed (No Lying about my skills/knowledge) ;  
I Am Real (No Phoney/Baloney Bull Shitting People); 
I Deal Fairly (No Ass Kissing, Rules are the same for All, No Doing Favors to be liked); 
I speak in a Real Voice (Not Saccharine Phony Sweet); 
I Work my Butt off (I do NOT Whine about my wrists hurting and being in too much pain to work); 
No matter how little I have, I Share (I do Not cry "Poor"); 
I Accept my weakness (No Crying "Poor Me" in order to glean Pity);
I provide "service" (I do NOT pass my customers/work off to others when I do not know the answer or how to do it); 
I know & follow policy (No taking shortcuts because it is too much work or makes me unpopular); 
I provide excellent work product (No paper cut-out labels, incorrect spelling, 1/2 finished work); 
I do Not have Carpal Tunnel, I do not report injury in order to get out of doing my job (if I did I wouldn't be typing/documenting every-single-thing that every-single-employee allegedly said/did, nor would I be able to spend HOURS cutting out snowflakes & pictures for displays or lifting gallon water bottles all day. I 'd be staying home); 
I Am NOT Paranoid (I do not "Retaliate" for imagined ills done to me or make veiled threats aloud to other people);
I enjoy good relationships (I am not Fake, I do not Pretend to be nice so people will like me);
I am NOT a Victim or a Bully (I do Not victimize others while claiming the injustice was done to me);
When/if I am wrong, I admit it (I'm not going to make excuses, place blame elsewhere, or lie about it)

Even if I do not like someone, I'm Not going to sneak behind them and mess with their work when they are away. I'm not going to hide important papers, documents or information from them.  I'm not going to usurp their job, position & "authority". I'm not going to lie and tell everyone that they are "out to get me fired".  I am not going to spend all my time cyber-stalking them.

I have integrity, ethics, and "I Own My Shit"! I have a very strong work ethic. I am proud of my work, I do what I say I will do and in a timely manner. I am not lazy, I revel in that I enjoy a strong sense of accomplishment.... I like to see the fruits/products of my labor. I dislike being bored, so I help others, just to be working. I am accurate and willingly take time to do things correctly and uniformly. 

In other words: I am happy & content with who and what I am. I am at peace with the world and what Creator has put before me. I am GRATEFUL for Everything I have & Everything I am. I am here to be of service to the Planet.  Everyday I wake up and go about my day is a day of Thanksgiving.

My World Is a World of Peace, Love, & Prosperity: I am Peaceful, I Am Loving, I Am Loved, and I Am Prosperous.
 

So, You Still Want to Be Me? This is what it takes.... Put up or Shut the Hell Up & Get off My Back!